If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
He did a backflip because drugs
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