I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blood and glitter go together right?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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