sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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