super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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