My nipple is on Facebook.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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