Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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