No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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