i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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