Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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