Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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