I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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