If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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