we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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