Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there was a trapeze. enough said
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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