Non-Jews are for practice
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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