Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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