You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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