I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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