I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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