around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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