I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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