waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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