I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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