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  after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?

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• I'm guessing pretty well considering the night he had promised...?

  Submitted by happymatt35 on Jul 20, 11 at 3:25am

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• 12:05 - my thoughts exactly! ♥ chicos

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:09am

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• i bet his name was jeff merchant

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:48pm

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• I bet I can guess exactly what happened. You guys went home, and he busted a load in you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:53am

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• He passed out and you Fucked some other girl?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:26am

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• Anonymous said... I'm guessing he ended up waking up alone with a migrain stupid dick xxx thinking and talking boys can't multitask lol :-) September 21, 2009 9:31AM Umm.... What?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:35am

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• Why does every other text on this site use the word proceeded? I swear every text starts off blah blah beginning of story, then he/she proceeded blah blach something dumb blah blah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:44am

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• Party in the USA yeaaaayeaaaa

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:52pm

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• Fuckung slut..shoulve came in your face

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:38am

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• Where's "proceeded guy"??!!! Ya like this one???

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:17am

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• sounds like a gulp of mexico (or 6!) from chico's did this poor guy in...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:05pm

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• Uno Milo hombre!

  Submitted by leadbelly on Jun 12, 10 at 9:37pm

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• He passed out and u busted a load in him...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:16pm

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• 9:55 sounds like my kind of guy. :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:05pm

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• Ah....el cerros....those margaritas really catch up with you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:13pm

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• There you are. I proceeded to laugh at your constant bitching about the word proceeded.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:15am

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• There isn't a 9:57... DICK

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:23am

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• I think there was some key punctuation missing, 9:35. Still, umm.... what?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:42am

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• Stop being a pussy and just take it. That's what my teacher always told me.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:37am

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• I bet I can guess exactly what happened. You guys went home, and he busted a load in you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:54am

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• I bet I can guess exactly what happened. You guys went home, and he blew a load in you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:53am

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• I'm guessing he ended up waking up alone with a migrain stupid dick xxx thinking and talking boys can't multitask lol :-)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:31am

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• 9:57 FUCK YOU AND STFU

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:11am

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• Prayer and repentance?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:30pm

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• He passed out? Got sick at your place maybe

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:23am

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• Hey, 'proceeded guy' maybe the reason everybody uses the word 'proceeded' is because it works! It's telling a story, which is exactly what the word helps to do. Ass.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:08pm

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• you went home, he passed out in the car on the way, and you had to drag him and his whiskey dick into the house and he slept on the bathroom floor while you went to bed and diddled yourself to sleep

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:30pm

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• Anonymous said... Duct tape helps make unwilling bitches take it! September 21, 2009 9:55AM You never get laid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:38pm

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• Sounds like it went pretty well

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:16am

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• Duct tape helps make unwilling bitches take it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:55am

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