they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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