dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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