he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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