I understand Curling. That high.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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