what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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