if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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