If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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