shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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