what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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