sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Randomize