He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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