My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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