You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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