This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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