I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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