Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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