dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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