Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
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it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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