Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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