I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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