Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize