It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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