I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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