I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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