Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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