She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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