Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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